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Ha-Ha-Ha: Five More Books to Make You Laugh

August 03, 2009

Children, as you've no doubt learned by now, have their own ideas about what's funny and not funny.  Toilets, for example, are comedy gold, particularly among the preschool set, as are underwear, body sounds and trick-performing animals.  And while I don't always share my children's sense of humor (though body sounds, I must admit, can be kind of funny), it's nice to know that there is some universal comedy out there, that there is some stuff in the world that makes both my children and me belly-laugh.  And where do we often go for this universal comedy?  Why, we travel no farther than our bookshelves, where we always find stories that tickle our funny-bones.  Following are five of our favorites, only a couple of which make reference to the purpose of a toilet.

 

Arnie the Doughnut by Laurie Keller

No potty humor here . . . just straightforward, superb, multi-layered comedy.  This book is so rich with detail and subtlety, some of which, especially if you're reading to a very young child, you may be forced to condense a little.  Don't worry if your child doesn't "get" all of the humor right away; there's plenty here that he will get, and plenty more that he'll flat-out love.  My kids roll at Arnie's stunned surprise as he realizes that Mr. Bing is planning to eat him, and always relish in the very satisfying conclusion.  I read this book to my daughter's class last year, and it kept, despite its abundance of text, the kids' attention all the way through.  Really, really funny.

 

Any of the Junie B. Jones/Junie B, First Grader books by Barbara Park (author) and Denise Brunkus (illustrator)

Every one of these amazing chapter books-and there are quite a few of them-offers something to make us laugh out loud.  Junie B. is a child who never fails to speak her mind, often with hilarious and borderline-disastrous results.   Kids will cheer as she stands up to that Meanie Boy Jim, and chuckle as she gets herself into yet another sticky situation.  If  your preschooler's patient enough to sit through chapter books, she'll love the antics of June B. Jones.  And once she's able to read independently, she'll be eager to visit/revisit the world of Junie B. on her own.  Keep 'em coming, Barbara Park and Denise Brunkus!  

 

Olivia by Ian Falconer

This is the book that started the Olivia phenomenon, and it remains, though we have and love all the others, the one that we read most frequently.  It's impossible not to adore Olivia, the spirited pig who's constantly getting into trouble, and it's equally impossible not to laugh at her mischief.  Whether she's scaring off her little brother with a paper bag costume or splattering paint on the wall, Jackson Pollack style, Olivia's always doing something that makes us smile. 

 

Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein

Get the kids laughing-and loving poetry-with this Shel Silverstein classic.  They'll never look at a boa constrictor-or anything else-the same way.  Hilarious.

 

Julius, the Baby of the World by Kevin Henkes

The funniest book ever written about new siblinghood.  Not ideal for very young children, as they might be inclined to copy some of Lilly's jealous attacks against her baby brother, but perfectly suited for, say, children three and above.  Any child who's ever welcomed a younger sibling will appreciate Lilly's feelings of betrayal and isolation and will laugh as Lilly gets sent-repeatedly-to the uncooperative chair.  Funny and realistic (except, of course, that it's about a family of mice), right down to the ending, when Lilly comes to terms with what it means to be a big sister. 

 

Your turn!  Tell us all about the books that make you and your children laugh! 

 

PS  Here are five more books that'll make you giggle.  

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Saturday Morning Fun: Favorite Cartoons for Kiddos

July 27, 2009

Sure, there are some awful cartoons on TV.  And yes, some of them are so darn abysmal that they give all of children's television a terrible name.  But there are also some excellent animated programs out there, some of which are so beautiful (yeah, I said it), educational or just plain entertaining that they go so far as to redeem the genre.  And while we don't watch a lot of TV in our house (you wouldn't, either, if you didn't have cable), there are some shows, thanks to the miracles of PBS and DVD, that we like to snuggle up on the couch for.  So here, in no particular order, are five of our family's favorites.

 

1.  Looney Toons

Some of the political incorrectness will make you cringe, but if you choose wisely, sticking to the basics like Bugs Bunny and Sylvester and Tweety, you'll generally be all right.  Still, it's best to preview each cartoon before sharing it with your preschooler.  Also, as you may remember, these cartoons can be pretty violent.  But if you're creative, you can use the TNT and anvils and shotguns to start a conversation with your child about TV violence.  Even if you don't have the conversation, though, your kid probably won't turn out to be a psychopath.  After all, I didn't, and I was watching this stuff before I was toilet-trained.  But you know what?  I'm not a therapist.  Introduce the Looney Toons to your preschooler at your own discretion.

 

2.  Charlie and Lola

Clever and funny as the Looney Toons, but without all of the political incorrectness or violence, Charlie and Lola always makes us smile.  We love Charlie and Lola because they're cute but not cutesy, because they vacillate between being best friends and rivals, just as real brothers and sisters do.  Plus, Lauren Child (Charlie and Lola's creator) comes up with the most awesome animal names anywhere.  Sizzles the dog is a particular favorite.

 

3.  Martha Speaks

Based on the superb books by Susan Meddaugh, Martha Speaks is about a lovable dog with a very above-average vocabulary.  My husband, who is more of a realist than I am, has a bit of trouble with the basic premise-Martha's ability to speak can be attributed to her affinity for alphabet soup-but even he must admit that the show is funny and educational.

 

4.  Spongebob Squarepants

It's underwater life as you've never imagined it, complete with fast food, surly squids and light potty humor.  What distinguishes Spongebob from his lower-brow peers is his innocence, his cuteness and his utter lovability.  Lots of fun, if you can stand the LOUDNESS (Spongebob and his friends do a lot of screaming).

 

5.  WordGirl

Another one of our PBS favorites, WordGirl is smart, funny and indisputably educational.  Though it's intended, I assume, for early grade-schoolers, my preschool-aged son and I find it plenty entertaining, and always laugh at the bumbling villains, like Chuck the Evil Sandwich-Making Guy and Dr.Two-Brains.  And kids of all ages will adore Captain Huggyface, WordGirl's expressive (though unspeaking) monkey-sidekick.  Want your kid to learn the definition of "pensive"?  Then get going with the WordGirl! 

 

I could list a bunch of others, but it's time to turn the keyboard over to you.  What are some of your favorite cartoons? 

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Weekend Highlights, 5/1 - 5/3

April 30, 2009

So it's May--arguably my most favorite month of the year--and there's so much to do around town this weekend that my head is going all washing machine-like.  Have a look:

 
Cylburn's Nature Story Hour - Howard P. Rawlings Conservatory, Druid Hill Park, Baltimore, 410-261-5056  
Friday, 10-11:30 a.m.; Ages 3-6
Come for the story, stay for the pleasant stroll around the conservatory's grounds.
 
18th Annual May Day Fairie Festival - Spoutwood Farm, 4255 Pierceville Road, Glen Rock, PA, 717-249-1805
Friday, 12-7 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday, 10-6 p.m. the arrival of Spring. Experience the largest attended, longest running event of its kind,
It's May Day, and that means it's time for fairies and fantasy and springtime magic at the longest-running fairy festival in the nation.
 
St. Pius X Church and School Spring Carnival - St. Pius X, 6428 York Rd., Baltimore
Friday and Saturday, 4-10 p.m.; Sunday, 11-6 p.m.
Do your kids like rides?  How about games and cotton candy?  This carnival, a favorite from my own childhood, never fails to wow the kiddies with its million kinds of fun.
 
BUGS After School Program's 12th Annual Farmers' Market - Living Classrooms Foundation, East Harbor Campus, 802 S. Caroline Street, Baltimore, 410-952-7657
Saturday, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m.
BUGS (Baltimore Urban Gardening with Students) is an after-school gardening program attended by children from Baltimore City schools.  Join more than 50 of the club's members as they host their annual farmers' market, a showcase of the many skills they have learned over the course of the year. 
 
Milkshake at The Lyric - Lyric Opera House, 140 W. Mount Royal Avenue, Baltimore, 410-685-5086
Saturday, 11 a.m. - 12 p.m.
Local and national favorites, Milkshake, will fill the Lyric with their rockin', shakin', boom-boom-shimmy-shimmyin' sounds.
 
Grand Opening Day - Dutch Wonderland, 2249 Lincoln Highway East, Lancaster, PA, 1-866-FUNatDW
Park open from 10 a.m. - 6 p.m.
May is here, and the theme parks are reopening!  Head on up to Dutch Wonderland this weekend for grand opening events and entertainment.
 
Kinetic Sculpture Race - Race begins at Rash Field, Baltimore, 410-244-1900
Saturday, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m.
 
Egyptomania! - The Walters Art Museum, 600 N. Charles Street, Baltimore, 410-547-9000
Saturday and Sunday, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m.
Egypt-centric art activities, for Mummy and Me (I know it's terrible, but I couldn't resist).
 
32nd Annual Steam Show - Fire Museum of Maryland, 1301 York Road, Lutherville, 410-321-7500
Saturday, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m.
Perfect for the firetruck enthusiast, this event will feature horse-drawn fire engines and other fire-fighting equipment from yesteryear. 
 
Tooth Fairy Day - National Museum of Dentistry, 31 Greene Street, Baltimore, 410-706-0600
Sunday, 1-4 p.m.
Meet Brushella the Tooth Fairy, make a sparkling toothbrush wand and head home with a "tooth tote."  Come dressed as a fairy and get in for free. 
 
5th Annual MayFair Family FUNdraiser - Port Discovery, 35 Market Place, Baltimore, 410-727-8120
Sunday, 1-5 p.m.
Grab your pardners and head on down for Port Discovery Western-themed fundraiser.  There'll be square dancing, cowboy hat/bandanna decorating, and plenty of other fun stuff for the buckaroos. 
 
Outdoor Concert: Charlie Zahm with fiddler Tad Marks - Jerusalem Mill Village, 2813 Jerusalem Road, Kingsville, 410-877-3560
Sunday, 6 p.m.
Bring a picnic and some comfy chairs or a blanket for this outdoor concert of traditional music. 
 
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Must-See Event: The Kinetic Sculpture Race

April 27, 2009

The Kinetic Sculpture Race, one of my favorite annual events (now in its 11th year!), is coming up this Saturday, May 2.  And though I will try to describe the race with the rich, evocative detail it deserves, I will fail, because words cannot possibly do justice to what unfolds, come rain or shine, every first Saturday of May in Baltimore.

 
 
Fifi, a perennial favorite, poses with her "handlers." 
 
If you've ever wondered about the mobility of a massive, pink, fluffy poodle, or about the buoyancy of a "boat" constructed of otters, then this, my friend, is the event for you.  Sponsored by the American Visionary Art Museum, the Kinetic Sculpture Race is a showcase of some of the best-looking--and most durable--human-powered sculptures on the East Coast . . . or anywhere.  It's also an open-air people-watching extravaganza, complete with costumed spectators and copious cheering.  If your kid digs costumes, now's the time to break out the capes, boas, masks and cowboy hats, as costume-wearing is highly encouraged and very much part of the overall scene.  Rubber chickens also figure prominently, as do paper smiles-on-sticks.  Silliness and oversized animals abound.
 
Last year's winner, Rat Rod, make its way through town.
 
The race, which begins at Rash Field, near the Inner Harbor, covers 15 miles and runs about eight hours.  Each sculpture is subjected to a variety of tests, including a swim through the harbor, a spin through the sand and a slop through the mud, and each test--though sometimes quite tough on the sculptures--is enormously entertaining to watch.  An official spectators' guide, outlining the approximate times of each "trial," will be published shortly; check the Web site for this guide, so you know when to show up for what. 
 
Fiah Twuck, powered by a team called The Make Believers, takes to the water.
 
I can tell you this:  The water portion of the competition is always held at the Canton Boat Launch, and the sand and mud portions are always held at Patterson Park.  Something else I can tell you:  There's a fair amount of lag time between each test (remember that each sculpture is human-powered, meaning that it's pedaled, paddled, etc.), so I'd recommend taking advantage of these breaks by grabbing lunch at one of the many fine nearby establishments.  Oh, and don't forget your sunscreen.  Or your camera.  Or, if you're planning on observing the mud portion, a pair of shoes that you don't mind getting filthy. 
 
Hope to see there, and in costume!  

 
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April Fool's!

March 31, 2009

Almost every kid enjoys a little silliness from time to time, and when better to celebrate all that is silly than on the silliest of holidays, April Fool's Day.  Depending on how well your child tolerates changes in routine--and some kids, particularly those who thrive on predictability, will not dig April Fool's hijinks at all--you can really have a blast with the whole April Fool's thing.  So be imaginative, and bust out a little harmless mischief with the children.  Here are five of my favorite April Fool's ideas:

 
1.  Go sort of crazy with the day's meals.
Serve pizza and broccoli for breakfast and pancakes and strawberries for dinner.  And for lunch, whip up something out-of-the-ordinary.  Or at least something other than the usual P.B. and J. 
 
2.  Wear your pajamas all day long.
Some kids will find this hilarious, while others' minds will be unpleasantly blown. 
 
3.  Play a harmless trick, while getting the kids in on the joke, on another adult household member.
It's best, especially in the preschool years, not to play your best April Fool's Day tricks on the children, as they may very well end up feeling teased.  But other adults are certainly fair game, and you can bet that the kids will love putting a little food coloring in Daddy's cereal milk or changing the times on all the clocks.
 
4.  Get the kids to swap beds for the night.
Again, some kids will love this change in routine, while others will be nothing short of freaked-out.
 
5.  Together, make up lots of silly, almost believable stories. Then try them out on other adults.
Now might be a good time to explain the difference between make-believe and dishonesty.  Most kids--even the youngest ones--can distinguish between malicious mendacity and pulling someone's leg for fun, but if you're uncomfortable with dishonesty in any form, you might want to point out the distinction.
 
I'd love to hear about your April Fool's Day celebrations.  Let us in on your best, most ridiculous pranks! 
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Ha-Ha-Ha: Five Books to Make You Laugh

November 18, 2008

We're talking about funny kids' books at Savvy Source today, and if you're like us and all of our children, you probably have a ton of funny favorites. The classics like Goodnight Moon and Where the Wild Things Are , while brilliant and beautifully illustrated and funny in their own ways, are not the ones that make my children laugh the hardest. Probably because, like me, the kids have  Read more...

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